Day 1

Whatever left for GA today = ( We spent the day having lunch at Olive Garden, getting pedicures and shopping. It was a day we needed to stay busy to keep from being upset about Whatever. He had a lot of traveling to do before we would hear from him. Smarty keeps referencing his calender to let us know when he starts school and keeps asking for dates on when we move in the new place. This kid can make me want to put sharp objects in my ears. I am being put on the spot to make sense of nonsense all day. That is not the big problem we had today though. Gizmo is mean. He is a toddler terrorist. I do not negotiate with terrorists. I will not give in to a evil shriek no matter how long or how high. I did let it happen at a mall for at least an hour. I love the stares and shaking heads of people who know more than me or that are better than me. That is my favorite part. Honestly, I live for those moments. Everyone knows the people who think kids don’t belong in public or the ones who have never had a kid….the best are the ones who would take the kid home or never leave home because of a tantrum. I eat this shit up. We left when I was good and ready and he fell asleep in the car right away. Then grabbed Grandy’s for dinner to take home to the crowd and hung out on the back porch for the rest of the night. These turds like play in the hose when they get a chance. Gizmo does it naked of course = ) I do have to say water and sand on a naked toddler is not my pick of fun. Now that they are snoring I better catch some zzzzzzz’s!