Tuesday, January 31, 2012

10lbs

That's right. 10lbs down. This is life changing for this heifer. I need the weight off for me. It makes such a difference to lose a big of weight. I'm planning in making it 5 times that. Yes. 50 L Bs. It's gotta go. I'm going to be hot like I was in the Army. People are already blown away by my beauty and intellect....may as well be the whole package. Haha! It's tax time and the military community is a buzz with what is gonna get bought or paid. I was in fear that we would suffer the wrath of uncle sams greedy hand this year. I was wrong. My theory is this. We will be receiving a return because we have kids. Everyone knows that kids are expensive. Beyond belief. Kid is a crappy situation kid..ssss...is shitty. It goes for bad to worse. The little leaches take, take, take. Really though, mine are awesome. They do cute redeeming stuff regularly to keep me from wanting to ship them off. I love them but sometimes I wonder what life would be like today without children in my life. I'd be on a yacht, sipping a tropical drink, in a bikini...because I'm hot. That's how it would be. Sigh.

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