Looking for a job...

Anything! I will work any position at any place for any amount of money. I've considered stripping and
McDonald's. Those are on the same level of undesirability to me. It's hell trying to get a job in this market. Whatever came home from the land of sand earlier this month and he hasn't had luck looking either. We do 2-5 applications per day. No kidding. I assumed jobs were not so hard to get in a big area such as Dallas. I have tweaked my resume and cover letter so many times the original no longer looks like a valid form of impressing the employer. I have applied to be a event center greeter. Seriously. I can point folks to the toilet....professionally? I'm that hard up. I've even tried to be the next library shelver at a library 30 miles away. The info section of the job said I had to be 16. I'm scared I'll be beat out by a child. I really do want to work. It's a sad world when you are trying like hell to be gainfully employed and it is a job itself. This would be an appropriate place to say something about the upcoming election...I'm to tired and my break is over. Back to the hunt.