Headache from hell

Smarty got the migraine gene from his fraternal side. Whatever has them and it makes me feel bad but also wonder what he is not doing right to be getting them. I am not sympathetic to people who are sick from something that has “triggers”. I have never read that a healthy diet and being happy give them. So, maybe do those things to feel better? Smarty spent the night at the grandparents place last night so I bet he ate crap to his hearts content and was playing video games and watching TV the whole time. Sounds like a good recipe for a brain to act all painfully angry. Ta-da! I should sell my genius. My migraine free genius. I eat a very well balanced diet and stay half ass in shape. I am a total stress case, but I can also reason with myself as to why. I can count on my fingers the amount of times I have had a headache in my life. Most were from when I was pregnant with Smarty. Wait a second….. I bet he was giving the migraine vibes then too. Little jerk. It all makes sense now. I didn’t have a head problem with Gizmo. He is captain careless. He is going to be a very healthy dude. He is not quite two yet and has shown no sign of giving a shit what anyone thinks of his shenanigans. I have about sixteen years of this crap left. FML.