Piss.

Gross. Piss everywhere. Having boys made me assume that they would be a bit dirty and they could care less but the piss has got to stop. I can't sit on a toilet without getting soaked. Whatever usually is good about not marking his spot. Until, Smarty started using indoor plumbing...then Whatever regressed. He gets sloppy here and there. Smarty is a "backboard pisser". He uses the toilet seat to get it to splash a 12 inch radius around and on the toilet. This makes me crazy (and sick.) Gizmo pees on everything too. In my white trash home we allow him to roam in diaper freedom at least an hour a day, if I can help it....this leads to a lot of confusion. How do I know he or the dog peed on the floor. Usually I know if Gizmo did it because he is a finger paint artist and he has to touch and spread all things wetish. I have seen the virgin mary in piss drawings a few times this week alone. A dog simply will piss and move on. I wish we would have had puppies. Life would have been a lot easier.